It's Written in the Stars: 

Joshua Tree Retreat

 A high-frequency yoga & healing immersion for high-achieving women ready to reset their nervous system, release burnout from the root, and remember their sacred purpose through ceremony, sovereignty, and desert medicine.

January 30 - February 1, 2026

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You’ve Been Carrying So Much for So Long…

The truth is, you’re tired — not just physically.

 

 

Your soul is tired. Your heart is heavy. Your nervous system is fried.

👉 Maybe you’ve done therapy.

👉 Read all the books.

👉 Pushed through your days.

 

But, you’re still carrying the weight of:

  •  unhealed trauma

  • emotional exhaustion

  • impossible expectations

 

And, you’re still the one who holds it all together—

📍 The one everyone leans on for everything

📍 The overachiever, the mother, the leader, the giver 

📍 The cycle-breaker in your ancestral lineage

Yet…

 

✨ You feel stuck in old patterns that no longer serve you.


✨ You crave space to finally feel, breathe, and just be your Authentic Self


✨ You feel guilty for wanting more when your life “looks good” on the outside.


✨ You carry the weight of the world and the chaos of our culture on your shoulders.


✨ Your boundaries are blurred, and your needs always come last.

 

  ✨ You’re spiritually curious but emotionally drained and exhausted 

 

There's a healer inside you— but right now, she's buried under stress, overwhelmed and on the brink of burnout.

 

You know you’re meant for more… but you don’t know how to access that part of you.

 

You’ve been strong for so long that surrender and softening feels terrifying.

 

And yet — there’s a quiet voice inside you that whispers:

👉 You weren’t meant to suffer like this.

⚡️ You were meant to rise and do great things!

This is Why this Retreat Exists..

🌸 To hold you while you soften.
 

🌸 To remind you that you are not broken — you are awakening.
 

🌸 To gently guide you back home to yourself.

 

Because healing your trauma, anxiety, and exhaustion doesn’t just make you feel better —

💫 It rewires your nervous system

💫 Restores your energy

💫 And rewrites your story

So you can rise fully into your sacred purpose 🎉 ✨

This Retreat is for You if You Know Your Destiny is Written in the Stars 🌟 

You feel deeply — even the things others can’t see.

 

You pick up on energy, emotion, and truth before words are even spoken.

 

You're the one people come to for comfort, guidance, and healing…but you rarely have space to receive it yourself.

 

🔮 You’re intuitive.

 

🤗 Empathic.

 

❤️ Highly sensitive.

 

⚡️Intelligent.

 

🌟 And, highly motivated.

 

And whether you call yourself spiritual, a healer, a witch, an oracle, a medicine woman, or psychic — you know you're here for more.

 

 

Whether you've known it or not, you’ve always been:

 

✨ The Lightworker

 

✨ The Cycle Breaker

 

✨ The Sacred Rebel

 

✨ The Visionary Leader

 

✨ The Cosmic Bridge between the realms

 

 

You keep track of the moon.

 

You notice the signs from the Universe — the repeating numbers, the feathers, the pennies...

 

You know there's a reason you've downloaded astrology apps or have sought the counsel of a spiritual guide or tarot to show you the way.

 

 

Your dreams are prophetic, and you feel the call of your destiny in your bones.

 

 

But lately… something’s shifted.

 

🜁 Your nervous system is on overload

 

🜂 Your fire has dimmed

 

🜃 Your roots feel disconnected

 

🜄 Your emotions feel heavy—or like you're numb

 

 

You don't just want time off.

 

You're craving a sacred reset—one that restores your energy, opens your gifts, and realigns you with your true purpose.

 

 

Deep down, you know:

 

👉 It’s time to pause.

 

    👉 It’s time to replenish.

 

    👉 It’s time to remember...who you really are and why you came here.

If you're feeling this in your heart, you are ready!

It's Written in the Stars was designed for you.

Whether you're:

🜃 A Burnt-Out Corporate Executive who’s mastered success but has no energy left to pour into yourself

 

🔥 An Overextended Healthcare Leader ready to rise from emotional exhaustion and finally move beyond what’s been weighing you down

 

🌙 A Stressed-Out Entrepreneur on the Edge of burnout, craving clarity, direction, and a deeper sense of your sacred purpose

 

🧬 A High-Performing Professional in Spiritual Crisis untangling ancestral pain and reclaiming your truest voice

This retreat meets you where you are at — and gently walks you home to yourself.

🌿 The Sacred Reset Your Soul Has Been Waiting For

It’s Written in the Stars isn’t a getaway —

it’s a high-frequency healing & yoga immersion designed to restore your nervous system, reopen your spiritual gifts, and return you to the woman you came here to be.

 

 

This retreat exists to take you where therapy, journaling, overachieving, and pushing through can’t.

 

 

Through ceremony, somatic work, breath, sound, movement, and sacred desert medicine, you’ll experience a full-spectrum reset that supports you emotionally, physically, and spiritually.

 

 

 

Here’s what begins to open when you step into this space:

 

 

💫 A Regulated Nervous System & Emotional Release

  • Release what your body has been holding. Reset your system through breathwork, shamanic ceremony, sound healing, yoga, somatic movement, and the elemental power of the desert.

 

 

🌀 Clarity of Purpose & Soul Alignment

  • Receive the direction, inner knowing, and remembrance your spirit has been craving. Reconnect with the medicine you were born to bring into this world.

 

 

🌹 Confidence in Your Spiritual Gifts

  • Feel safe in your sensitivity. Stand confident in your intuition. Reclaim the parts of you that have been dimmed by overwhelm, responsibility, or fear.

 

 

🕯 Practices You’ll Carry Home With You

  • Integrate long-term guidance through breathwork, energy healing, meditation, inner child work, ritual, and spiritual tools to continue your evolution beyond the retreat.

 

 

💗 Community That Feels Like Home

  • Be surrounded by women who see you, hold you, walk beside you and honor your power. This is more than connection — this is soul family.

 

 

🏡 Peace, Presence & a Lasting Reset

  • Leave you feeling grounded, clear, emotionally regulated, and more connected to your truth than you’ve ever felt in years.

This is your time to reclaim your energy, and step into your full power and your sacred purpose.

“I experienced a renewal of my previously dulled senses… the cloudy veil of daily life was lifted, and I now take the world in through clear eyes and an expanded heart. The beautiful thing is that I continue to receive deeper insights that started on the retreat. It was truly magical and I am forever grateful.”

— Larissa, 50 • Downey, California

🌟 Your Guides & Facilitators

Athanasia and MaryAnngeline are a dynamic sister duo who have been leading transformative retreat experiences together since 2018. Their work blends spiritual intelligence, nervous system healing, sacred ceremony, and embodied wisdom to create immersive portals of true transformation.

🌿 Athanasia is a Certified Clairvoyant Healer, plant medicine facilitator, and Spiritual Mentor specializing in nervous system regulation, trauma healing, ancestral clearing, & soul purpose activation. Her background in shamanic practices & spiritual initiations allows her to guide women into deep release, remembrance, & energetic recalibration.

🌺 MaryAnngeline is a movement practitioner, Yoga Teacher, & embodiment guide with an MFA in Dance & a background in somatic integration. She specializes in healing physical pain (such as back & knee pain) through movement, breath, & body-based awareness, helping women reconnect to safety, strength, & flow in their bodies.

With deep roots in yoga, shamanism, energy medicine, plant spirit healing, and Ayurveda, they weave ancient wisdom with embodied, heart-centered guidance.

 

They hosted their first It’s Written in the Stars retreat in Joshua Tree in February 2018 and have since led one to two retreats annually in this powerful desert vortex.

 

Their work is devoted to helping women:

  • Heal the body, mind, and spirit connection

     

  • Release emotional and ancestral trauma

     

  • Regulate their nervous system

     

  • Build self-confidence & empowerment

     

  • Awaken their intuitive gifts

     

  • Reclaim their voice, purpose, and power

     

Together, they create a ceremonial space where women feel safe, seen, held, and powerfully supported in their healing — emotionally, physically, and spiritually.

 

Joshua Tree is not just a location to them — it’s medicine for your soul.

 

A ceremonial landscape they’ve built years of relationship with, and a container where high-achieving women have already healed, remembered, and risen into their best lives.

If you are seeking facilitators who create safety, depth, and soul connection, you will feel right at home in their presence.

Your Sacred Desert Reset Includes: 

Every element of It’s Written in the Stars is intentionally curated to restore your nervous system, activate your spiritual gifts, and realign you with your sacred purpose.

 

This isn’t a vacation — it’s a desert healing immersion.

 

🌞 Your 3-Day Desert Healing Journey

 

DAY 1 — RELEASE

  • Let go of emotional buildup, exhaustion, overwhelm, burnout, and negative energy through grounding ceremony, breathwork, somatic movement, and restorative yoga.

 

DAY 2 — REMEMBER

  • Reconnect with your soul’s clarity, intuitive gifts, and deeper purpose through shamanic journeying, spiritual coaching, and sound healing.

 

DAY 3 — RISE

  • Integrate your breakthroughs and step into your next chapter with confidence and clarity through embodiment practices, closing ritual, and sacred activation under the desert sky.

 

 

✨ Pre-Retreat VIP Day ✨ ($1,497 Value)

Exclusive Bonus Included When you Register Before November 30:

✨ Traditional Rattle-Making Ceremony with special guest Medicine Woman

✨ Personalized Astrology Journal written & designed by Athanasia

 

✨ Private 90 min. Astrology Reading with Athanasia

 

✨ Exclusive Chef-Curated Bohemian Dinner Experience

 

✨ Hot Tub + Stargazing Integration

 

✨ Early arrival to settle, acclimate, and begin your nervous system reset

 

✨ An Extra Night stay on the private retreat property — arrival on Thursday, January 29

This isn't just a Getaway — It's a Soul Reclamation!

This retreat is designed to help you heal, awaken, and rise into your passion, purpose & power — what has always been written in your stars!

🛏️ Your Sacred Stay Includes:

Registration includes On-Property participation:

  • 3 days / 2 nights on a private, high-frequency desert estate
     

  • Private room with unique details and en-suite bathroom
     

  • Breakfast + snacks provided daily (conscious, nourishing & high-frequency)
     

  • Access to pool, hot tub, desert gardens, and soul-soothing views
     

  • Limited to 12 pre-registration participants for an intimate healing container

 

💎 You’ll Also Receive:

A Private Retreat Welcome Call with Athanasia

  • Group Preparation & Astrology Workshop (Jan 25)
    ✨ How Your Time of Birth Is Your Soul’s Treasure Map

  • Custom-designed Welcome Packet (travel tips, packing list, energy prep)

  • All ceremonies, workshops, yoga classes, and healing facilitation

 

Not Included:

  • Airfare or transportation to the retreat

  • Additional meals (each room has its own kitchenette)

  • Private healing services (optional)

💫 Investment in Your Healing, Power & Purpose

On-Property Experience + VIP Day Bonuses Included

Limited Spots Left

 

🌟 Registration Pricing:

$3,500 

3 payments of $1167

(Total Value: $4,997)

Please note: all payments are final, non-refundable, but transferable (see below).

Your Registration Includes:

On-Site Retreat + Registration Bonuses! 

✔ Full 3-Day Retreat Experience


  ✔ Private Accommodations at the Desert Retreat Property


  ✔ Chef-Curated High-Vibe Bohemian Welcome Dinner


  ✔ Daily Intentional Breakfast & Snacks Offered


  ✔ All Ceremonies, Yoga, Breathwork & Workshops


  ✔ Pre-Retreat Group Preparation Call + Astrology Workshop


  ✔ Private 1:1 Welcome Call with Athanasia


  ✔ Welcome Packet with Travel + Energy Prep Guidance


  ✔ Access to Sacred Desert Healing Spaces (pool, hot tub, starlit nights)

 

 

✔ Registration Bonus (Included):

 

  • 💎 Pre-Retreat VIP Day — A full extra day of ceremony, grounding, and sacred immersion before the group arrives (value $1,000)

  • 🌟 Private 90 min. Astrology Reading with Athanasia — A personalized birth chart session to activate your soul blueprint (value $497)

Total Retreat Value vs Registration Price

  • Full Retreat Experience — $3,500

  • Pre-Retreat VIP Day — $1,000

  • Private Astrology Reading — $497

    • Total Value: $4,997

 

✅ Your Registration Price: $3,500
You save $1,497 by reserving your spot now.

 

This level of healing, support, and activation won't be offered at this rate again — once the 12 on-property spots are filled, pricing increases and bonuses expire.

Your Healing is Devotion—Your Spot is Sacred🌿 

When you say yes to this retreat, you’re not just booking a weekend away — you’re entering a portal of transformation that begins the moment you commit.

 

Because of the intimate nature of this experience and the energetic preparation that begins in advance:

  • All sales are non-refundable.

     

However, if something unforeseen arises and you’re unable to attend:

✨ Your spot is fully transferable to another woman

  • You may gift, sell, or transfer your place to someone else who is aligned with this retreat. Simply notify us, and we will support the transition with ease.

     

This ensures:

  • The integrity of the container remains protected.
     

  • Your investment remains honored.
     

  • Another woman who’s meant to be here can receive the immense healing.
     

Your yes is powerful. And when you take your place in this circle, we begin preparing for your transformation — spiritually, emotionally, energetically and logistically.

⏀ The Desert is Calling — And Timing Matters

There are moments in your life when you don’t just want healing—you’re being called into it.

 

This retreat isn’t random. It’s happening during a window of time when the sun, moon, earth, and your soul are all conspiring for your awakening.

 

You already feel it.

 

And spaces like this don’t stay open for long.

 

✨ Why Now Matters:

  • The desert portals only open for those who are ready to receive the powerful healing energy.
     

  • The 12 on-property spaces are intentionally limited and filled by resonance.
     

  • The Pre-Retreat VIP Day and Astrology Bonus are only available during this sacred period.
     

  • Once these spots are filled by 11/30, enrollment shifts and pricing increases.
     

Your nervous system has been asking for this.

Your spirit has been waiting for this.

Your future self is already there.

If you’re feeling the pull, trust that it’s not by accident — It’s alignment.✨

 

This is your moment to step forward onto your path of destiny before the portal closes.

Your place in this healing portal is waiting...

Frequently Asked Questions

If your question isn't answered here, email us: info@kineesi.com

✈️ What’s the closest airport to the retreat location?

The closest airport is Palm Springs International (PSP) — just over 1 hour from the retreat property.

We recommend renting a car for flexibility, though Uber/Lyft are available. During the Pre-Retreat Group Call, we’ll help you connect with other participants to coordinate ride-shares and carpooling.

Other airport options:

  • San Bernardino (SBD): 1 hr 30 min
     
  • Ontario (ONT): 1 hr 45 min
     
  • Orange County (SNA): 2 hrs 15 min
     
  • Long Beach (LGB): 2 hrs 25 min
     
  • Los Angeles (LAX): 2 hrs 45 min

🌿 What is a Nervous System Reset?

It’s the process of shifting from chronic stress and overstimulation into deep regulation, homeostasis, and repair.

Most women live in fight-flight-freeze with high cortisol levels, exhaustion, and emotional shutdown or overwhelm. This retreat was intentionally designed to activate your parasympathetic nervous system (rest, repair, and restore) through:

  • Somatic movement & yoga
     
  • Breathwork and shamanic journeying
     
  • Sacred ceremony & sound healing
     
  • Integration and stillness

This is more than rest—it's an energetic detox that allows your true self to re-emerge.

🧘🏽‍♀️ I’ve never done yoga before… can I still join?

Yes. All movement is gentle, accessible, beginner-friendly & rooted in breath and intuitive embodiment. You don’t need flexibility or experience—just a willingness to meet your body where it is. We will guide you and give you many options and adjustments as you need to feel comfortable.

Is this retreat only for women? Can men join?

Yes, men can absolutely join! 

 

This retreat is healing for anyone who feels overwhelmed, overworked, and constantly on the go. We have had many men join this retreat and it creates a beautiful cohesion of masculine and feminine energies that raise unity consciousness —  it is even more powerful when husbands or partners join. When healing is done together within the relationship, both partners magnetize their growth & evolution together.

What if I feel like I’m “too much” or “not spiritual enough” for something like this?

You don’t have to be anyone other than who you already are! Come as you are 💓

 

This retreat isn’t about being “perfect” or fitting a mold — it’s about remembering your truth. Whether you’ve been on a spiritual journey for years or you’re just beginning, we meet you exactly where you are and invite you into deeper authenticity, joy, and freedom.

🌬 What is a Shamanic Journey?

We use conscious breathwork to safely enter expanded states of awareness—no substances involved. You may feel emotional release, deep clarity, visions, or energetic shifts. Athanasia will walk you through everything during your Welcome Call.

🌺 Can I come alone?

Most women attend solo, and many say the community they discover here is one of the most healing parts of the experience. Our group call on January 25 is an introductory call to get to meet everyone before arriving on the property. The retreat is curated to help you feel safe, welcomed, and deeply connected even before you arrive.

🔮 Do I have to be a "healer" to belong in this space?

Not at all. This retreat is for women at every stage of awakening. Whether you’re just beginning to explore your gifts or have been walking this path for years, you will be met with reverence, curiosity, and support.

👭 How many women will be there?

There are only 12 on-property spaces available during pre-registration, to ensure depth, privacy, and personalized attention. Additional off-site spots may open later, but only after the intimate core group is set.

🧘‍♀️ What if I'm exhausted and unsure I can even show up?

This retreat was made for the part of you that’s tired. You don’t need to push, perform, or be “on.” You get to arrive exactly as you are—and let the space hold you until you remember how to hold yourself again.

💻  Can I connect with someone before booking?

Yes. Email us at info@kineesi.com and we’ll support you in getting clarity. If you need an energetic check-in or have logistical questions, we’re here.

💳 What if something comes up and I can't attend?

All sales are non-refundable, but your spot can be transferred to another woman if needed. You are responsible for arranging the details with the woman you find to transfer your participation to. We will support you in making a smooth transition.

💸 Do you offer payment plans?

Yes. Payment plans are available at checkout and can be set up in either 2 or 3 installments, depending on when you register. If you need a custom plan, just reach out—we’re happy to support you.

🛏 Can I share a room with someone I know or bring a spouse?

Shared rooms with separate beds are available by request only.

If you’re attending with a friend and want a shared room with separate beds, special pricing is available. Please email info@kineesi.com. The shared option is not listed publicly.

If you’d like to bring a spouse or partner who will fully participate in the retreat and share your room and bed, the add-on rate is $1,650, which includes ceremonies, yoga, meals, workshops, and full access.

If your spouse would like to stay on-site without participating in the retreat, please reach out directly. These arrangements are handled privately and are not offered at checkout.

☀️ What's the weather like in Joshua Tree at that time of year?

Late January and early February in Joshua Tree offer crisp desert mornings, sunny afternoons, and cool starlit nights. Expect:

  • Daytime: 60–70°F (light layers or yoga wear are perfect)
     
  • Evenings: 40–50°F (cozy sweaters, shawls, warm layers)
     
  • Stargazing + hot tub nights are some of the most magical parts of the retreat.

You’ll receive a detailed packing guide in your Welcome Packet.

🥗 Can you accommodate dietary needs?

Yes. Breakfast, the Welcome Dinner and snacks are prepared by a retreat chef and property staff with high-vibrational, nourishing options. We can accommodate gluten-free, dairy-free, vegetarian, vegan and other common dietary needs—simply note this in your welcome call with Athanasia.

🪷 Is this retreat safe for someone who's sensitive, anxious, or new to healing work?

Yes. This is a trauma-informed, nervous-system-safe space with built-in regulation practices and emotional support. You’re not expected to perform, process alone, or “keep up.” You’ll be held, guided, and honored at your own pace.

Step into the powerful healing the desert has to offer you.

There are moments in a woman’s life when something in her refuses to keep waiting.

 

When stress stops being manageable. When your body stops whispering and starts yelling.

 

When the next version of you is not a dream—but a destiny blossoming in your awakening.

 

If you’re reading this far, you already know:

👉 You’re not being invited to escape your life.

⚡️You’re being invited to step back into it—into your power.

 

Your nervous system is ready.
Your soul is calling.
Your future self is already seated in the circle.

 

The desert is not a backdrop.
🌀 It’s a portal 🌀

 

And it only opens to those who are ready...

May this be the moment you choose to return to the woman you were before the world told you to survive instead of shine. ✨

We’ll meet you in the desert. 🏜️

— Athanasia & MaryAnngeline